If Bob Ross was to be the star of an audio book I figured the phone book would be just as good a book as any...you know...to help you fall asleep...Sondra and I think it would go something like this:
“Hi folks. I’m Bob Ross. Today I’m going to lull you into a groovy slumber by reading the Metro Detroit phone book. Let’s get to it. A. Aaronson 123 Elm Street (555) 555-5555”
I wonder what happened to the Peanuts Gang...I'm pretty sure it's not good...considering they had no parents...Charlie Brown would be a petty street thug with a painkiller addiction because he has chronic back problems from all the times that Lucy took the football away just before he kicked it. Peppermint Patty and Marcy would be living in domestic lesbian bliss, but struggling to adopt a baby. Lucy would be a lonely alcoholic career woman (a couples therapist). Linus is dating Sally (he’s still her sweet baboo) but Linus is living a lie, he’s actually gay and still in the closet. Sally will be devastated when he she finds out on the eve of their wedding. Pig Pen is homeless and totally OK with it because it means he doesn’t have to bathe EVER, and Schroeder is a struggling jazz musician living in what’s left of New Orleans. After the hurricane, he couldn’t cope and developed a wicked heroin habit. Jerry Springer, where are you?
Richard and Paul and I went swimming last night! Well, if you read about the Trifecta...have one more for ya...well, hopefully...last night we saw someone who could potentially be a 4th to make it a quartet!
Ever talk to people on the phone and you try to multitask and they (Americans I find do this most often) get all uppity and tell you to focus on them...yeah...I remember that...it's happening right now!
2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken....Bird Flu Pandemic devastated most parts of Asia
2008 - Chinese year of the Horse.....Equine Influenza decimated Australian racing.
2009 - Chinese year of the Pig.....Swine Flu Pandemic terrifying people around the globe.
It gets worse next year?
2010 - Chinese year of the Cock ........... what could possibly go wrong?
Last night Richard, Paul, Shannon, Ben and his girlfriend (I SUCK, I can't remember her name) and I went to Fright Nights at the PNE. I went on the ferris wheel (which was enough ride action for me) and we did a few haunted houses (Paul called them horror houses...sounded more like whore...I guess that's why it was funny)...and had mini doughnuts...and watched a show of some guy getting playing cards staple gunned to him...GOOD TIMES!
